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Doom Demotivational Poster


DOOMED -


TAGS: we are all doomed
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Airman

birddseedd - November 25, 2012, 12:27 am
A woman who wanted ***???
Anonymous2 - July 10, 2010, 12:46 am
Nonsense, I know of one man who lived into his 80s, was an expert on art who masturbated often. He even got married, but his wife divorced him because after 5 years they never consummated it, even though she wanted to.
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 4:15 pm
ROR! Too funny Airman!


Honesty -


TAGS: honest conversation doom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Meenie

fgd051943 - September 27, 2015, 3:31 pm
I'm sorry that I could only give you 5L!!This one deserves much more than that!
Meenie - September 25, 2015, 8:17 am
Thank you all
GaryO - September 25, 2015, 5:56 am
Naw, baby, that dress don’t make you look fat...morbidly obese maybe, but not fat
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:47 am
Oooo - shouldna said that...
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:47 am
hahaha - you spelled Chrysler Air Raid Siren wrong - in quotes even!
MissPriss - September 24, 2015, 11:51 pm
Fair enough but when we do give our "subtle" hints that you said something you should never say bet you a 5L you never say it again...teehee
spacedog - September 24, 2015, 5:46 pm
Nice one.
Oldsod - September 24, 2015, 4:01 pm
A home run on the first at-bat! 5d and faved!


FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE - AND YOU WONDER WHY WE ARE DOOMED


TAGS: food apocalypse doomed mcdonalds fat
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:20 pm
(blink) is he getting paid to advertise for those companies? I got some clear chub and could use some more burger money.
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 3:10 pm

no lingering death here. one massive explosion of arteries. and in the end...maybe he's the smart one.


VISIT LATVERIA! - At least the trains run on time.




HISTORY -


TAGS: those who fail are doomed to repeat
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
Hey there, Produceman... welcome. If you get a moment... say hello... http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8063&start=330
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
It would be the same with Hockey up here.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
America will be mostly concerned with whether or not a Western war would affect the playing of the Super Bowl.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am
Figures.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:43 am
Ah, WW3. Where the Canadians will be fighting the Alaskans and America will be too busy fighting the super power of the Hawaii-Argentina coalition.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
Time-capsule this one. When WW3 starts... this is why.


DESOLATION -


TAGS: bumper cars of doom
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Sean

rerun - April 16, 2011, 9:22 pm

works either way. 5 RADs of nuclear fallout
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:07 pm
Thank you. But now I think I shoulda stopped after the first line. Would notta been funny, but depressing. On MotiFake that's just as good. Sometimes even better.
marlygirl - April 16, 2011, 1:51 pm
5L, good stuff Sean.
NotoriousGIL - April 16, 2011, 11:11 am
High 5 for dead clowns.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 9:41 pm
That's universal. 5


REUNIONS -


TAGS: impending doom hatfield mccoy gator
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - October 22, 2010, 5:36 pm
5L


20 TO LIFE - Your never take me to places I've never been before... OK, shall we begin with the kitchen now ?




DEATH RAY -


TAGS: death ray reay doom
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Nagard - June 22, 2010, 9:32 am
lol'd hard
Incorrigible010 - November 6, 2009, 1:51 am
Doubtful. Notice the highlights in the flume? They're called "Mach Diamonds" for good reason. :)
Ed-Hyde - October 2, 2009, 1:40 pm
I'm loving fact being stranger than fiction. I wonder if you could mount that on a Light Armored Vehicle without launching it to the moon.
Hremsfeld - October 2, 2009, 12:40 pm
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!
Guitboxer - June 16, 2009, 11:13 pm
Methane rockets look so cool, about time we did something with all those cow fumes!
will - May 8, 2009, 12:02 am
SHAZZZAAAM mother f***er
LogicDude - April 15, 2009, 4:17 pm
I tried to keep this off of eBay...I just didn't have any room to store it anymore!


THE LAKE - is down that there empty trail. Ya hear a banjo playin', ya gone too far.




PREMONITION - I had this overwhelming feeling of impending doom... and then it hit me.


TAGS: baseball doom timing
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 4:49 pm
I was laughing my b*** off before I even read the caption. Well done.
djinnyf - April 18, 2011, 10:49 am
This is such a lucky picture! But yeah, some people have weird reflexes.. like the woman who protects herself with her plate... or the guy (black shirt) who seem to think closing his eyes is enough.. or the guy who gets it, and didn't expect it at all! xx
NotoriousGIL - April 9, 2011, 8:54 am
Hey ICEMAN- just realized my av was a pic you used. Sorry for being so clueless; I pulled that off the net a while back, didn't know it was a poster here! Sorry!
NotoriousGIL - April 9, 2011, 3:45 am
Thanks man! I hadn't noticed that dude; I keep looking at the guy with the little girl in the foreground that is moving away but leaving her there!
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 3:39 am
Oh yeah, NotoriousGIL, love your avatar: #122701
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 3:35 am
I love the look on the face of the guy in the black shirt at the top of the pic.


MAYAN CALENDAR -


TAGS: mayan calendar palin doom is coming
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:34 am
aaaah! It all makes sense now!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:23 pm
wolves*
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:22 pm
Will I get to shoot eolves from a helicopter? If so, she's got my vote.
ILB - September 22, 2009, 9:09 pm
Agreed :)
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:46 pm
Preparing end of world celebrations, let's go out with a bang
agdaniele - February 8, 2009, 1:03 pm
Excellent.


MARVEL PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL -


TAGS: monty python holy grail iron man doctor doom
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Anonymous2 - September 17, 2010, 10:54 pm
Ahh, yes, never understimate the power of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, now my #2 motifake.
Kspace - September 16, 2010, 8:29 am
In all seriousness crossing Doom over into Iron Man for one of the movies wouldn't necessarily suck worse than Iron Man 2...


THE LAST DAY ON EARTH -


TAGS: blame prediction failure excuse doomsday
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:42 am
Oh that's easy. Depending on your political party affiliation, just blame Democrats or Republicans


DESPAIR - I am in it!




FEAR - The kid in the right knows it far better than you do.




Mass Panic -




HEY LADIES - How would you like to sit on my lap and discuss anything that comes up?


TAGS: doomed pick up lines
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Anonymous2 - August 14, 2010, 9:30 pm
Tryal, first, if the line is said wrong, it's doomed. Second, if you get a tr***, whatever pops up first might not be yours...
tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:12 pm
1L... its supposed to be "hey baby why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up first"


I'm doomed -


TAGS: doomed i say
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

MissPriss - September 2, 2013, 3:43 pm
Being the oldest, trust me, sucks worse than being the middle. Except maybe for one my sisters. 4 of us so that makes her...middle class? Bahaha love making fun of siblings when they aren't around to see it! 5L for the giggle Mr. Gary.


UNFORTUNATE LOVE -


TAGS: heart wants couple doomed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sho - March 8, 2013, 11:29 am
Nice! 5&f
Greeny - March 8, 2013, 6:47 am
Well, that just about sums it up. Nice one Space


TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT -




IF THE MAYANS ARE SO SMART... - ... Why are Cortez's descendants running the coke cartels?


TAGS: mayan cortez doomssday
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

falloutghoul - December 3, 2012, 8:45 am
Even the Mayans are saying that the world won't end on Dec. 21st.


HUMANITY -


TAGS: human doom
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by axe11154

GaryO - March 15, 2012, 7:29 pm
Nice compilation…very nice. I didn’t LOL, but I read it thrice
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:18 pm
(carebear BANNED)


THIS BLACK HOLE - is where your relationship is going.


TAGS: black hole relationship failure doom
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

Claire - June 3, 2010, 12:00 am
Classic!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2010, 9:47 pm
Speak for yourself. Mines going to civil court.


TIME - It only mocks you because someday you'll die.


TAGS: time death inevitability impotence in the face of doom
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

MrRandom - October 22, 2009, 7:22 pm
I love this one.
Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:29 pm
...grinds down mountains...
Sean - October 22, 2009, 4:26 pm
Brilliant. I love the deadpan delivery. Amazing.
Fatt Matt - October 22, 2009, 3:43 pm
Extremely demotivating +5
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 2:48 pm
Time defeats all enemies.
RON - October 22, 2009, 2:05 pm
my 5L!
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:03 pm
5 mocking Poodles Wit! I always wondered what that incessant "tick tock" was all about


SCIENCE FICTION TODAY - I don't have to write about the future. For most people, the present is enough like the future to be pretty scary. William Gibson




AFTERTHOUGHT - I should have known not all dogs are fond of peanut butter.


TAGS: nature mistake wolf doomed
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 4:42 pm

i'de give the icemans caption a 5L on this one....n1 ice!!!!
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 12:39 am
You obviously have not used it correctly.


FALLIBILITY -


TAGS: tiny blue hand of doom
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Sean

rerun - October 5, 2009, 5:57 pm

Third one from the left is my brother
Sean - May 3, 2009, 2:58 am
Christohper Walken reads the tags: Tiny BLUE HAND ... offf ... doom.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 2:38 am
Although the pace of it is clearly Mason's.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 2:37 am
Worked perfectly!!!! Might I suggest making a run at it in Christopher Walken's voice?
Sean - May 3, 2009, 2:33 am
What? I shoulda maybe just done a mindf*** one outta this pic? (That comment is a lot funnier if you can do a Jackie Mason voice in your head when you read it. Try it.)


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: judo mouse may not be doomed
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 9:09 pm
Ahh, okay.
Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 6:25 pm
Wade Boggs Worthy! 5/5. (If they wer all winners...)
Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 6:06 pm
Thanks, jmac! (What is WBW?)
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:03 am
Haaaaaaaar! - WBW 5/5!
Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 12:17 am
Probably 4. Mostly sitting through page reloads. Ack - head cold is kicking my a**, by way of apology for snivelings.
agdaniele - July 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Haar with the 3-week major!
bonecd - July 10, 2009, 12:08 am
Right across the head!
Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 12:06 am
Nah. I'm still in the penalty box from last month. I'd have to sit 24/7 to exceed the limit, as slow as it runs now.
agdaniele - July 10, 2009, 12:01 am
Looks like someone hit Bone with the gun from "Looker".
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:59 pm
Did this upload pole-vault you over the KB per month limit, Haar?
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thanks, Bone. It'll plummet here in short order. 'Tis the Moti way.
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:54 pm
My fan club can't access the incubator.
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:53 pm
That isn't right...this poster deserves way better than this!!! Excellent work!
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
This had 4V's for a 5L, I look away for 15 min and now it's a 7V's for a 3.87L...WTF
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:51 pm
Thanks, ag, sean, TTH. Can't bring teh funny, maybe I'll just demot.
thetrashheap - July 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
5L nicely done
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:25 pm
Yes yes yes.
Sean - July 9, 2009, 10:00 pm
Great.


ZOMBIE SUPERMAN - No one can save you now




DON'T..... - LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!


TAGS: doom horror
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by James



Regret -


TAGS: rose doctor who regret doomsday
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Krustbag

Krustbag - September 22, 2014, 8:29 am
I'm really loving capeldi right now
steve1961 - September 20, 2014, 9:06 pm
Doctor? Doctor...who?
Silverheart - September 20, 2014, 7:30 pm

The feels! My favorite Doctor and my... well, one of my favorite companions. Rose is the prettiest, but Donna was more fun.


GROOMS - The realization of the situation on the morning of their wedding day.




DECEMBER 22 -




NEWS FLASH -


TAGS: frigid vortex of doom humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:51 pm
Canada, right? Haha.
maoworks2 - January 12, 2014, 9:52 am
That's Sum Pic Cold .


Apocalypse -




Rats -


TAGS: we r doomed
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Rudedog



NATURAL TALENT -




DOOMSDAY COMETS - Upstaging December 21, 2012's Mayan Calendar / Galactic Center alignment in 2013.


TAGS: doomsday mayan 2012 upstage comets
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

steve1961 - January 2, 2013, 7:49 am
If this is gonna be another end of the world scenario then don't bother me until it actually happens. Until then, these doomsayers can rot in their overpriced bunkers eating out-dated cans of spam.
CloudchaserS - January 2, 2013, 1:00 am
Comet C/2012 S1, which is expected to become visible in late November, may reach a brightness of 16, brighter than the full moon


LIFE'S A PARTY. - And When The Clock Strikes Midnight, Shots Will Be Had.


TAGS: doomsday clock
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Treehodger - March 13, 2010, 8:58 pm
I personally made it that dark for a reason.
GreyScorpion - March 13, 2010, 8:36 pm
it'd be a lot better if the text was easier to read
Treehodger - March 13, 2010, 8:12 pm
Personally, out of all the ones I have made, this is my favorite.


REALITY -




SPOON - I Has One


TAGS: spoon balstwave doom
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by God

Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 11:19 pm
And I have a bowl. Let's find someone with cereal and have a party.
Atomic_Flame - January 14, 2009, 4:24 am
For those unfamiliar with the artist -> http://www.blastwavecomic.com/index.php
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 8:46 pm
With that spoon, he may divide by zero...
Schifty - November 19, 2008, 2:20 pm
**** he has a spoon! Man i gotta get me one of those.
Auda - November 12, 2008, 6:52 pm
For some reason, I like this poster. A soldier flimsily pointing to a underrated utensil as if it means something is actually funny to me. The text only adds to the futility, and the artwork is nice.
LogicDude - November 5, 2008, 10:23 am
1 Poodle. You gots one.
energy - November 4, 2008, 9:23 pm
purpose - this poster has none
Roamer - November 4, 2008, 7:40 pm
Spooning leads to forking; then to knifing...


HEY MAN I HAVE A NEW PICK UP LINE - I'm gonna try on those girls over there. What is it? "Mind if I hang out here til it clears out over there where I farted?


TAGS: doomed pick up lines
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Feasibly - August 14, 2010, 10:54 pm
Was it not doomed enough?


Facebookers, take note: -


TAGS: are we doomed
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 7, 2014, 5:12 pm
Kudos to Mrs. Thedge. Her idea and inspiration. But, if she were not so busy with a class re-union would surely say, thank you, humbly.
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:31 pm
Like? Oh Edge, that's siiiiick----- laughing so hard it huuurrtts!!!!!


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